It’s no surprise that there’s a Master Bates in Down On Abby !

You can’t have missed the worldwide phenomenon that’s been Julian Fellowes TV Smash Downton Abbey. While the Crawleys & co have always had a prudish air there’s been no shortage of sexual shenanigans up & down the house. Lady Mary & The Turkish Gentleman, Lord Grantham & The Maid, Thomas the butler and his ‘gentleman friends’ and lets not forget the interracial hijinks of young Lady Rose MacClare.
No surprise then that it’s fertile ground for action without clothes on as well as with, as get set to present a strictly adults only parody featuring Lord & Lady Grabhem as well as their step daughters Abbey & Fanny re-enacting some very X-Rated moves. No doubt Master Bates is going to be somewhat of a busy fella too!
We’ve one bone to pick, with Brendan Cole & Allan Leech having starred in the primetime TV Drama, you’d expect to seem some Irish talent in the parody, unfortunately with the main cast being Ben Dover, Lexi Lowe, AVN 2014 Female Foreign Performer Nominees Jasmine Jae and Ava Dalush, along with Clarke Kent and Tony De Sergio, “Down on Abby” doesn’t seem to have a green tinge.
Aptly set for release on the 1st of April, we’re just hoping the Dowager Countess of Grantham doesn’t find out.